by Galina Imrie
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Here is something to make you smile:

‘One day the body's organs were having an
argument as to which was the most important. The Brain was the
first to gloat that without it the body couldn't think for itself
and would do something really stupid and die.
The Heart disagreed, saying that without blood pumping around the body all the organs would suffocate from lack of oxygen. The Lungs said, ‘Oh yeah and I provide the air for the rest of you guys so I'm the most important’. The Kidneys said that without them the body would poison itself and die. The Stomach said, ‘Yeah but without me the body wouldn't be nourished’.
While the organs were arguing amongst themselves, the lowly Gut chimed in, ‘Hey you guys what about me? Aren't I important?’
All the organs laughed and teased the poor little output device:’ You’re just a hole’, they said, ‘There is nothing to you…’ and the poor little hole went into hiding saying: ‘You're all mean, and to prove I'm the most important organ I'm going to hide and not do anything’.
They all continued laughing and eventually settled down for the night. The next morning, the Brain tried to wake up the body but didn't have enough energy to do so; the Heart felt a bit heavy and the Lungs were out of breath. The Stomach said he felt pretty congested and bloated, while the Kidneys complained that they couldn't keep up with the garbage the body was producing.
This went on for a few days until they remembered the lowly Gut.’ It was true’, they all exclaimed. The poor little hole had clammed itself up in shame and affected the entire body!
‘Okay...we give up! You are the most important organ in the body’. And with that the little hole gave out a huge sigh of relief, and the body was regular again.’